Road Rage

So I don't know if you all know this of me...if you are related to me you definitely know that I suffer from a tremendous case of road rage. I think it mostly has to do with the fact that 99% of the population cannot, under normal circumstances, operate a motor vehicle and then they attempt to talk on their phone, text, and send pics of themselves while driving! Today I was driving behind this man and I saw the scenario unfold before me; a beautiful woman crossed the road, leisurely as she may, and the man leaned as far over as his puny neck would allow, then he proceed to stop swiftly and veer into the nearest parking space to oogle the lovely lady. I felt tremendously sorrowful for the woman who no doubt was visually assaulted, but I also promptly laid on my horn to notify not only the pig headed man that he was an absolute idiot but to also draw attention to the entire disgusting show of poor motormanship (word?) Ultimately I am sure that I looked like the impatient, psychopathic, Mommy in a mini-van, but I felt that I was in some way coming to the aide of a fellow female.